Welcome to the Dragon Dungeon

Crossing into the territory of a dragon can only lead to one thing….

Coming face to face with a hungry dragon who hates humans that trespasses. You have no hope to survive, you know this, but as the head lifts up, you reach down, grab a rock and throw it as hard as you can – hitting him in the nose, with a plunk and falling off.

The dragon tilts it’s head as if no one had ever dared to do that before.

Filled with more adrenaline than you ever have you bellow, “Look, if we’re going to do this every time you order a pizza, I’m gonna have to tell my manager and we’ll stop delivering. I’m on the clock man.”

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